The Variable
Welcome back to another edition of the "Lost" Diary.So tonight's episode is being billed as the 100th episode of "Lost." Do you think the producers really care? Do you think JJ and company went "It's our 100th. We better make it good!" I don't think they care in the slightest, but either way ABC has promoed the hell out of it and being that we just had a week off, I am excited as hell. Let's roll...
9:00 -- Picking up where we last left Desmond, he's being brought into the ER. Penny gets a visit from Mrs. Hawking.
9:01 -- Back on the island, Faraday has returned and he's intent on seeing Jack and finding out how Jack got back to the island.
9:02 -- "As a matter of fact Dan, it was your mother." -- Jack
9:03 -- "You don't belong here at all." -- Faraday
9:06 -- If we're going to get Daniel Faraday's life history tonight, I think we're in for a good ride.
9:07 -- "I can make time." -- Little Faraday. Creepy line, right?
9:09 -- "Phil, Jack. Jack, Phil." -- Sawyer. Phil doesn't look comfortable.
9:10 -- Faraday is down in the Orchid ... in a scene we've already seen once before.
9:11 -- Faraday seems to think another electromagnetic explosion is about to take place and he's trying to convince Dr. Whateverhescallinghimselfthisweek that he has to evacuate the island. Don't see it happening.
9:12 -- "I'm from the future." -- Faraday
9:16 -- "Dr. Chang, Miles is your son." -- Faraday
9:17 -- Seems like Faraday is running around like a crazy mad man ... on purpose. This should turn out interesting.
9:19 -- "Some industrialist ... Widmore." -- Faraday. It's nice to see some mother issues on the show -- it's a nice change of pace from all the daddy issues everyone has.
9:21 -- Sawyer is plotting on leaving Dharmaville before they get caught.
9:22 -- Faraday tells the Losties that his mother is one of the Hostiles and that she can get them back where they belong, presumably he means the present.
9:27 -- We're back to when Faraday was crying while watching Oceanic Flight 815 -- but this time we get more to the story.
9:28 -- Widmore came to visit Faraday and to make the offer to be part of the freighter. He didn't go to anyone else personally -- but he did with Faraday. Daddy guilt?
9:30 -- "It will heal you, Daniel." -- Widmore
9:31 -- Jack wants Kate to take them out to see the Hostiles; Sawyer is not a fan of this idea.
9:32 -- HUGE MISTAKE on Sawyer's part -- he called Kate "Freckles" again, which made Juliet tell Jack where to find the Hostiles.
9:33 -- "When you realize you made a huge mistake, we'll be back at the beach. Right where we started." -- Sawyer
9:34 -- I can't tell if Young Charlotte's accent is cute or nails on a chalkboard.
9:35 -- A good old fashioned Dharma/Mexican standoff -- that did not go well.
9:36 -- Jack is pretty handy in a shootout for a doctor.
9:37 -- "Sound the alarm!" -- nerdy guy.
9:43 -- I don't really trust anyone who calls their mom "mother." It ain't right.
9:44 -- Mrs. Hawking wants Faraday to take Widmore's job. Of course she does.
9:45 -- Faraday will go on the freighter if it makes his mother proud. Ugh.
9:46 -- "Any one of us can die, Jack." -- Faraday. I'll take OMINOUS PHRASES for $200 please, Alex.
9:47 -- The Dharma alarm is going off -- gonna be hard for LaFleur to sneak off now.
9:48 -- Oh him? Um, he's just a guy I keep in my closet. What, is that weird?
9:51 -- Faraday has been talking for awhile, but I think I can sum it all up with his -- He's going to try and make it so that everything that has ever happened, doesn't happen. Should be interesting. And, oh yeah, he's going to use an H-bomb to do it.
9:55 -- Back where we began, Mrs. Hawking is explaining everything to Penny.
9:56 -- Woo hoo! Desmond is going to make it. Really, did you expect it to turn out any differently?
9:57 -- Oooh, Widmore and Hawking, face to face. This should be good.
9:58 -- "He's my son too, Eloise." -- Widmore. That settles that.
9:59 -- "We disappeared off a plane in mid-air and ended up in 1977. I am getting used to insane." -- Jack
10:00 -- Getting shot in the back by your mother from the past has got to be one of the worst ways to die.
10:01 -- "I'm your son." -- Faraday. Can someone explain to me why Faraday had to go in guns blazing? Did that make any sense at all?
Alright, are you ready? Are you really ready? Here it comes ...
Oh my god.
I.
Absolutely.
Positively.
HATED.
This episode. (Preparing for the backlash...)
Alright, I will try and present my gripes in an organized fashion and without the use of four-letter words. Here we go ...
Fake suspense
This is one of my biggest pet peeves and something "Lost" rarely suffers from. Desmond survived being shot by Ben. Well, DUH??? Did anyone really think THAT is how Desmond would die? And does anyone really think Desmond is going to die at all? He's probably the most beloved character on the show.
And finding out Widmore was Faraday's dad -- was there anyone who didn't think that already? They danced around it all episode long when really it came as a shock to no one.
And I can't believe how many people IMed me this morning -- "I can't believe Faraday is dead." Really? You think he's dead? In that case I also have some land out in Florida I'd like to sell you ...
(UPDATE -- Uh oh. Sounds like I am way wrong about Faraday)
Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk ...
What actually happened last night? Faraday got shot. Everything else was about people talking about doing things.
"Let's go to the beach." "Let's go find my mom." "Let's blow up an H bomb."
And, let's be honest -- not an exactly an A effort from the writers when it comes to the dialog. Sometimes "Lost" can get away with this, last night was not one of them.
Hey, remember everything we told you? Yeah, not so much
We cannot change anything about the past!!!!!
Oh wait, yes we can.
This only irks me minorly, because nothing has actually happened yet, but Faraday's whole speech about variables kinda felt like the writers wrote themselves into a corner (and instead of just walking up the wall) they are now re-writing themselves out of it. I am not fully passing judgment on this yet, but right now this just is starting to feel cheap to me.
If you're still reading this, and you're thinking to yourself "WHY DO YOU EVEN WATCH LOST IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH?" -- calm down. I don't have to like every episode of "Lost." One episode doesn't change my entire feeling on the show. Hey, Prince's new 3-CD set kinda blows -- and I still saw him in concert 6 times in a 3-day span. And you know what? He can keep putting out shitty albums and I'll still think he is the second coming.
I will gladly read through the comments and I look forward to people actually trying to raise good points on why this episode was good.
Oh, I give it a D-.
Til next week ...
Welcome back to another edition of The "Lost" Diary.
(Sorry I am late this morning. I am home sick with a wicked stomach bug. Good times.)
Welcome back to another edition of the "Lost" Diary.